look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
get to know me meme: [2/5] male characters » ron weasley, harry potter
↳ Percy wouldn’t recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him, wearing Dobby’s tea cozy.
How to use sand to freak people out
Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.
"What, what happened? I mean, how, how did he…"
"He was trying to help us."
okay guys so I’m renovating my bedroom and in the process of doing so I realised I have too much stuff. So I’m going to give away all that is pictured above, as I don’t fit the cosplay anymore, don’t use any of the nail / beauty products, and the beanie doesn’t suit me.
also it can be my celebration for hitting 6k followers a while ago
- follow me (sorry)
- reblog this once or a hundred times, up to you
- you can like to bookmark but it won’t count as an entry
- I’ll pick the winner using a random number generator
- ends in a months time - 27th August
- I can ship anywhere in the world
- ask me any questions you have but read the post carefully first bc your answer is probably already in here
What you get
- 1 size medium sailor moon cosplay - worn once
- 16 barely used nail polishes
- 1 victoria’s secret candy baby (spun sugar and vanilla) body lotion - BRAND NEW
- 1 Sportsgirl bronzing body glow and 1 face glow - used once but they made me look like a carrot
- 1 Schwarzkopf color save ends treatment for hair - BRAND NEW
- 1 Di Lorenzo Equilibrium hair treatment - BRAND NEW
- 1 Sportsgirl beret style beanie - never worn